How it works.
Fair launches, rug-proof by design. Here's the whole deal — no fine print.
The basics
- Every launch is a fixed 69,000,000,000 (69B) supply token. No team allocation, no presale, no unlocks.
- One transaction deploys your token, creates its Uniswap V3 pool, seeds 100% of the supply as single-sided liquidity, and locks the LP forever.
- Tradeable from block one. Every token starts at the same market cap (~$4,269) and rises along a smooth price curve as people buy. There is no migration to a different pool — ever.
Launching a token
- Pick a name and ticker (or roll a random one).
- An AI image is generated from your token's name — no upload needed. After your token ascends, you can replace it with your own.
- Optionally add a description and socials (X, Telegram, Instagram, TikTok, Farcaster, website).
- Optionally include an initial buy — ETH you spend to buy your own token in the same transaction as the launch. It's guaranteed and front-run-proof: no sniper can get in ahead of you.
- Pay a small creation fee (0.00069 ETH) and you're live.
The price curve & ascension
- The single-sided liquidity behaves like a bonding curve: as WETH flows in, price walks up the curve. It's smooth and unbounded.
- When the price crosses the ascension milestone (~$69,420 market cap), the token ascends — it becomes Chad Approved.
- Ascension is a real price milestone, not a timer or a wash-tradeable metric — it takes genuine buy pressure to get there.
- What ascension unlocks: the creator's accrued trading fees vest and become claimable, fees begin streaming, and the creator can upload a custom token image.
Fees
Creation fee — 0.00069 ETH per launch. This is an anti-spam charge, split between the treasury and development. Creators receive none of it (it isn't revenue — it's a deterrent that keeps spam launches costly).
Trading fees — the perpetual 1% Uniswap swap fee. Every trade produces a fee on two sides: the launched token, and WETH.
- Your token's side always goes 100% to the creator, in every phase. The protocol never takes any of the launched token.
- The WETH side is the only place the protocol takes a cut — and only after ascension:
| Phase (WETH-side fees) | Treasury | Dev | Creator |
|---|---|---|---|
| Before ascension | Escrowed — nobody can claim, not even the protocol | ||
| At ascension (one-time, on the escrow) | 20% | 10% | 70% |
| After ascension (ongoing stream) | 10% | 5% | 85% |
| Never ascends (after 30 days) | 100% | — | 0% |
- Before ascension, all fees are held in escrow — the creator can't claim and the protocol takes nothing yet.
- At ascension, the protocol takes a one-time 2× cut (30%) on the accrued WETH escrow; the remaining 70% vests to the creator.
- After ascension, WETH fees stream continuously at 15% protocol / 85% creator.
- If a token never ascends within 30 days, its WETH fees go entirely to the treasury — a dead-token penalty that starves spam. The creator still keeps 100% of the token-side fees.
The protocol only ever touches the paired WETH, never your launched token — so creators keep 100% of their own token's fees in every phase.
Rug-proof by design
- Liquidity is locked forever. The LP position is held by a locker contract with no withdraw path — nobody, including the creator, can pull liquidity. It's locked (not burned), so trading fees keep flowing to the creator.
- No admin keys on your token. Fixed supply, no mint function, no pause, no blacklist. Once launched, the rules cannot change.
- The deal is frozen. Each token's fee split and ascension milestone are set at launch and can never be changed retroactively.
- Anti-snipe. For the first ~42 seconds (420 blocks), no single transaction can buy more than 0.5% of supply — blunting block-one bots.
- Anti-whale. For the first ~11.6 minutes (6,969 blocks), no wallet can hold more than 2% of supply. The cap lifts afterward so the market operates normally.
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